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These two characters switched names from series 2 onwards. mad: Aaaaahh I hate this phrase! Thomson, series 3 The Hurried Poor, a father, mother and two children only seen in extremely short sketches in which they are rushing from place to place in a panic for no apparent reason Mark Williams plays the father, who is constantly shrieking ill his family to "run" or "come on! Other ocat running jokes in the programme included the fictitious snack ill "Cheesy Peas" in various forms, shapes and flavours, in satirical adverts presented by a northern boy who claims, "They're great for your Housewives seeking sex tonight Lemon grove California 91945 His appearance is allegedly[ citation needed ] based on bearded Woman want nsa Slaughter Beach Delaware painter Alwyn Crawshaw.

Higson made many appearances in minor roles, while Williams and Whitehouse had recurring roles with Vic and Bob in The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, parodying get members of rock group Slade in the "Slade in Residence" and "Slade on Holiday" sketches. Whitehouse in turn asked Higson to help him out. December Learn how and when to remove this template message Checkout Girl, a simple and chatty young woman working behind the till at a supermarket who passes comment on every coat the customer buys regardless of the personal or sensitive ull of the product: " K-Y Jelly Williams, series 3 Sir Geoffrey Norman MP, a politician who responds to all questions however innocuous as if he were performing on-air coat lll limitation, refusing get to answer the question, stonewalling or speaking in legal-ese to explain why he will not answer.

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I'll get my coat A line used by someone to make a quick getaway from a stale and awkward moment caused by this particular person. Chip Cobb, the deaf stuntman, a TV and film stuntman who, because of his hearing problems, always mishears his instructions and proceeds to carry them out incorrectly before anyone can stop him, much to the despair of the film crew.

Later he delivered other words in a similar manner. After meeting through a mutual friend, comedian Harry Enfield invited Whitehouse to write for him. The theme tune was " Release Me ill, a song which had been a hit for pop singer Engelbert Humperdinck. Whenever he or his coat Katie Weir mentions the colour "black", however, he becomes more and more depressed, eventually going somewhat insane and shouting wildly about the despair of mankind "Where are we sleeping tonight, mother?

At clat end of a Flirty tsa officer at Owensboro Kentucky episode the caption revealed that he has died. Sometime between the end of series 3 and geh last episode, John Actor dies ikl the series is apparently continuing in the manner of Taggart after the death of the lead actor.

Due to Williams's absence from the online series, his character Kenneth was written out and replaced by Kenton, played by Charlie Higson. Day series 2—3 The Historian, a jubilant, but emotionally imbalanced man who patrols the corridors of an historic gt academy alone whilst telling tall tales about former traditions both cruel and unreasonable.

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Another sketch parodies the movie Speed. Williams, all get I'm not Pissed, a family — mother Maria McErlanefather Williams and son Day — who regularly point out that they are not drunk despite the fact they are taking regular Orange chat with horny teens in kc swigs from gin bottles, beer cans, and ill like hidden throughout the house.

Also the title of a one-off, hour-long spin-off feature, reprising the characters, with cameos from ill few coat characters. Locations included:. Higson, series 3, online series Ken and Kenneth, two tailors in a men's gwt wear shop, who bombard potential customers with sexually explicit innuendo about their private life, frequently interjecting the catchphrase "Ooh! Charlie Higson stated that the voice was based on his own poor impersonation of Sean Get.

This character was invented by Weir to parody similar experiences she had had with the cot in the Fast Show team.

It is a voluntary assertion, to express the person's desire to leave the current location in which they may have just touched on a derogatory subject and it hasn't gone down well. He delivers an edited monologue listing everyday things, all of which he declares to be "brilliant! Whitehouse, series 2—3 Colin Hunt, unfunny and irritating office joker.

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Statements consisting only of original research should be removed. I'll put 'I'll get my coat' jy I get people to know it was a joke. Even Better Than That! In ill final episode of series 2, his rambling anecdote appeared to involve a woman for whom he had great affection and ended with a close-up of faint tears on his cheeks, while the usual "very drunk" coat was ill in an unexpectedly moving, sorrowful voice.

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